Yes.

*sniffle*

if I wasn't an Invader... I'd want to be held...

BUT NOT BY DIB AAAAAADIBSTINKGETAWAYFROMME

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http://community.livejournal.com/iz_slash/

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WHAT THE FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

AAAH

AAAH

nnmrh nnrmh mmmmh ;~;

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!!

zim is dying on the inside

it's

not pleasant

to die on the inside

it's

very UNpleasant

So! I'm walking to skool and there's this squirrel in my way just sitting there IN MY WAY so I kick it! Out of my way! And it goes in the road! And it gets run over! And this woman comes over! And she says I'm an abonimation! And she hits me! Quite hard! With a cudgel! So I take her cudgel! And I push her! And SHE goes in the road!

So, that's why I haven't been making these... very normal missives. Yes.

Yes, ehhh...

Still normal.




DIB! I HATE YOU AND YOUR GIANT HEAD

I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND!!!!

KINDLY STOP LISTING ME AS SUCH.

I AM CLEARLY NO ONE"S FRIEND!!!!!!

THE GOAT IS SPYING ON ZIM!!!!!

WHY DOES MY FRIENDS PAGE HAVE A GOAT WEARING A SUIT

I DO NOT KNOW THIS GOAT

ENH YES

SO

SPRING BREAK

YEAH SPRING BREAK

HOW BOUT THAT

I AM NORMAL ZIM

I HAVE NACHOS

YES I HAVE HAD A VERY NORMAL NEW YEARS MIDNIGHT! WE DROPPED BALLS AND MY DOG DRANK BEER AND VOMITED ON THE FUZZYRUGBEAR JUST LIKE THE REST OF YOU PIGSMELLIES. YES! THIS IS QUITE NORMAL. SO AM I. THAT IS ALL.

WHYY??!?!!


WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ZIM? WHY???!!!! IT'S HORRIBLE! NO ONE ON IRK IS THIS CRUEL! YOU PEOPLE ARE HORRID, FILTHY MONSTERS! I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU ALL! 

what did i ever do to you

what??

THIS IS WHY I'M GONNA DESTROY YOU ALL! ALL OF YOU! EVERY LAST FILTHY ONE and it will be slow. AND PAINFUL!!! 

why does no one love zim

YOUR LITTLE MIND GAMES WILL NEVER WORK! I CAN'T BE DISCOURAGED FROM THE MISSION MY TALLEST HAVE PROMISED ME!!!!

oh no this is NOT the end! this is merely the beginning. THE BEGINNING OF PAIN!!!!

Die.


~Love, Invader ZiM

Disregard the previous message. My dog did that. he's, uh, special.

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:)

I MEDA FESS

MASTA YELINN NAW BIE

I AM NOT ONE FOOT TALLL!!!!!!!!!



SEE? SEE HOW TALL I AM!!!!!

I'M TAAAALER THAN DIIIIIIIB >P

IS THIS OR IS THIS NOT A CLEAR AND CONCISE IMAGE?

WHERE, PRAY TELL, DOES THIS CLEAR AND CONCISE IMAGE SAY 'GIVE ME A WEDGIE?'

YOU'RE ALL GOING TO DIE IN YOUR OWN VOMIT!!!!

A HORRIBLE SCRUGE HAS ENTERED THE WORLD OF THE COMPUTERS AND PLANS TO DESTROY ALL YOUR COMPUTERY HAPPINESS!!!!!!

http://dibearthssavior.livejournal.com/727.html?view=471#t471


SPAM HEEEM! SPPPPPPAAAAAAAAAMMM!!!!! HE IS EVIL

FOOLISH SITE, I DO NOT DESIRE FRIENDSHIP FROM MY WEB BROWSER! I HAVE NO FRIENDS! FRIENDS ARE HORRID! HORRID!

HELLO I AM NORMAL

THIS IS MY VERY NORMAL JOURNAL

I AM QUITE NORMAL YES!!!

I AM ZIM!

THATS MY NAME

I AM NORMAL

I WILL NOT TELL YOU WHERE I LIVE BECAUSE THE INTERNET IS FULL OF PERVERTS!!!!

I AM NOT A PERVERT

I AM NOT MIDDLE-AGED

I AM NOT TYPING THIS IN A BASEMENT

I AM QUITE NORMAL!!!!

HELLO STINK CHILDREN I AM VERY NORMAL YES>!!

I HAVE A NORMAL LIVEJOURNAL

I AM NORMAL!!!